Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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