yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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