god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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