just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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