if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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