he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i drank out of a bidet.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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