i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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