Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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