Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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