too bad you live with your parents still
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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