watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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