You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Randomize
