Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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