What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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