Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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