fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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