Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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