Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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