Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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