Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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