His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
True college students do jello shots in the library
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