Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm at about main and main street
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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