So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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