Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
