sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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