My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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