I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
