If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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