You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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