I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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