i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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