that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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