Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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