just come out here and I will go home with you...
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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