Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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