Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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