Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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