i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
