I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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