why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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