did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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