Non-Jews are for practice
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Randomize
