At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Farmville is her only friend.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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