I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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