Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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