We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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