Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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