either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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