Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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