I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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