do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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