It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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