Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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