Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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