i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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