Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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